Best Place To Live If You Are A Bird?

As I was walking through Home Depot this morning, I heard the familiar chirping of birds coming from overhead. It is very common for a bird to get trapped inside of Home Depot, especially when the weather is nice and they leave the doors open. But this more than just the chirping of a single bird. It sounded like an entire family of birds had moved in. Looking down on the floor I could see why. I was in the bird food section and (as usual for Home Depot) some of the bags of bird food had been broken open either by careless workers or consumers. If you were a bird, what more could you want? You’ve got a roof over your head and plenty of food.

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