The Movie Industry Still Doesn’t Get It

Within a week of each other, both Amazon and Apple launch movie download services. And internet consumers yawned. Just what we need, a service where I can pay the same (or more!) to download a lower quality movie.

The Movie industry is just following (slowly) in the footsteps of the Recording industry, trying to not make the same mistakes. I think one of the mistakes that the MPAA is trying to avoid is the pricing issue that the RIAA is having with Apple. Steve Jobs suckered the RIAA when it launched ITMS at $0.99 a sound. The RIAA REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY wants to move to a tiered pricing model, with most tracks costing $1.29. But Apple has the leverage there and isn’t budging. The movie pricing from Apple is already tiered ($14.99 for new releases, $9.99 for older movies) and is already pretty pricey (when compared to purchasing the equivalent DVD).

I wish somebody in the MPAA would take a chance on trying something different, like getting rid of release windows. While you won’t find me paying for over-priced lower-quality movies from either Apple or Amazon, I would consider shelling out $15 to purchase a movie that is currently in the theater. I would probably even pay $10 just to rent the movie, since it is still cheaper (and quite often more enjoyable) than Margaret and I driving to movie theater. Do you hear me Apple and Amazon? Announce something like this and watch the buzz spread.

Should I believe the hype?

Don’t get me wrong: I like what Peter Jackson did with the Lord of the Rings movies. He translated an epic series of books into an epic series of movies. He also happened to make a ton of money for everyone involved in the movies.

Mr. Jackson’s newest work is due out on the big screen later on this week (Wednesday 12/14/05 to be exact). I’m not sure I’m actually going to go see it. I’ve never seen to original; Nor the remake. I have seen the new trailers, but I didn’t get the “I have to see this” feeling from them. I have always figured that I would see it some day, just maybe not in the theaters.

But that may be changing. I was listening to the radio this morning and they were discussing it. And it sounded really good. Action. Romance. Suspense. Computer Graphics. And a compelling storyline. All things that make good movies. But the whole reason they were talking about it on the show this morning is because two reviews came out today giving it 4 stars. So it is starting to be hyped for a big box office this weekend. The question remains, should I believe the hype?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: The Best HP Movie Yet!

I was fortunate enough to see a midnight showing of the new Harry Potter movie last night. My quick summary: The movie is awesome! I laughed, I cried, I nearly peed my pants. You should rush out and see this movie right away.

For those of you familiar with the size of the novel, you have to figure that the movie has been greatly boiled down. The people who made the movie decided to concentrates on the plot of the Tri Wizard Tournament. In short, the Tournament is a set of 3 challanges that the champions must face with only one winner in the end. Even thought it was late, the movie moved really quickly through the first 2 challanges (I think mainly to fit everything in…) and right up to the start of the third challange. By the time we reach the thirds challange, the pacing of the movie had really slowed down. Since this is the end (and most important) part of the movie, this is not totally suprising. But the pacing transition caught me a little off guard as I tried to adjust to the slower pacing that took us through to the end. But it was worth it as the difficulties of the ending of this novel were expertly handled leaving the viewer not on a happy note, but not on a sad note either.

Every time a new Harry Potter movie came out, I thought it was better than the previous. My main theory on why, is that each book gets successively better as well. If you have better source material, you can make a better movie. You can also toss in that each of the kids are getting better and better as actors as they get older (more practice!). Put that together with jucier roles for the kids, and you are going to get a better movie.

All in all, another excellent movie in the Harry Potter Pantheon.

Statler & Waldorf: From the Balcony

You remember Statler and Waldorf. They were the two Muppets who sat in the balcony and ripped on the Muppet Show. They’re back and now have their own show available on streaming media sponsored by Movies.com where they talk about (wait for it) movies.

Now I know that this is just another outlet for the movie industry to push their movies. And I also know that their reporting has to be a bit biased (if you are sponsored by the movie industry, are you really going to give a movie a bad review?). In spite of both of these concerns, I watched their first episode and it was great! While they did give out a bad review in the first episode, it wasn’t as harsh as it could have been. But the episode was entertaining and informative, which is always good in a movie review show.

Now why can’t I download the movie instead of streaming it? (but I’ll save that rant for another day…)

Statler & Waldorf: From the Balcony

100 Years… 100 Quotes… A Game!

AFI has just released their Top 100 Movie Quotes.

So here’s what I want you to do:

  1. Go and print out the list (I’ll wait).
  2. Find a willing partner.
  3. Cut the list in half at 50, and give one half to each person.
  4. Recite the quote to them and have them guess what movie it came from. Feel free to embellish with accents, props, etc. to help the figure it out.
  5. Earn a point for each movie title you get correct, and a bonus point if you also get the year!

Episode 3: A Longer, Spoiler Free Review

On the way home last night I explained to my wife that I didn’t think there were any spoilers to this movie. We all knew how it was going to end, who was going to live, who was going to die. We were pretty much along for Mr. Lucas’ Wild Ride. But there were some things that I considered borderline spoilers, so I am going to avoid covering them in this post (look for a later post on those topics).

In short, this movie was much better than either Episode 1 or Episode 2. It is the only of the prequel movies that you could even consider comparing the original trilogy. I think one of the main reasons for this, is that this is a very adult movie. Episode 1 was a kids movie. Yeah, Anakin is a kid in that movie, but the whole thing feels a little too squeaky clean. Episode 3 is dark. Right out of the gates in the first battle scene, you get to see some pilots die, including the body of a pilot floating in space. Pretty harsh reality that Mr. Lucas has (for the most part) avoided in his other movies.

But you have to expect this movie to be dark. In pre-release interview, Lucas even admits this is the darkest of the Star Wars movies that he has made. You know at the end of the movie there are no Jedi left, except Ben and Yoda. They make that clear at the beginning of Episode 4. So you are expecting a lot of people to die, and you will not be disappointed. This is probably not a movie to take your kids to, unless you screen it first and know when to cover their eyes (like the Darth Vader transformation scene, etc.)

The movie was full of a lot of good things. Yoda is one bad dude that I wouldn’t want to mess with. He appears pretty arrogant in the film, which I think leads to his eventual defeat (arrogance leads to the dark side, hmmm?). But he still has the best lines and the best moves. I also had mixed feelings on Yoda being used as comic relief. He’s a pretty serious dude and I thought his comic relief position hurt his bad-ass-ness. But he still got many rounds of applause in the theater when he went into total bad-ass mode.

I also thought that Mr. Lucas did an excellent job with the story. As I mentioned before, we knew both the beginning and the end, so it was up to Mr. Lucas to make the trip believable and interesting, and I think he achieved both goals. Even though I was pretty tired at the midnight showing, I had no problems staying awake. There was plenty of action and it moved along at a nice place.

Now for the bad stuff. I think Natalie Portman was largely under-utilized in this movie. Appearing in Episode 1 really put some punch into her career and made her a household name. Due to this, she has had the luxury of picking and choosing her roles. And she likes to choose meaty roles that really allow her to show off her range as an actor. But her job in Episode 3 was basically eye-candy. This was a boys movie (all the main characters were men), so she was reduced to standing around, looking slightly pregnant, and saying things like “It will be alright, Anakin”. A waste of the fine Ms. Portman’s talent, but also part of the price she had to pay to get into the franchise that made her a household name.

Somebody needs to get Mr. Lucas a dialogue writer, or maybe just a clue. There were at least 3 times when the dialogue coming out of some characters mouth was not needed. People who come to see Star Wars aren’t idiots and don’t need their hands held to make sure they understand things. Let people figure things out, give them a chance.

This is my paragraph dedicated to ultimate FanBoy nits. First, you don’t land capital ships (think Star Destroyers) in an atmosphere. Even Star Trek got that right, you build them in space. It is more efficient than wasting all that energy leaving the atmosphere, and since there is no gravity up there, you can be more flexible in your design. Margaret pointed out to me some time line issues. We figure it is at least 15 years between 3 and 4 (judging on Luke’s age, it could possibly be more). Ben must really age in those years. And I don’t think they had an early completion bonus with their general contractor on the Death Star, as it looked structurally complete in 3, but doesn’t come on-line for 15 more years? Or as Dave pointed out to me, that the Wookies don’t get burnt up as Yoda’s ship takes off no more than 15 feet away?

Ok, that’s enough geeking out for now… Back to the regularly schedule review.

The end of this movie is not very uplifting at all. Remember that Episode 4 is titled “A New Hope”. They don’t have much hope at all at the end of Episode 3. Just a little bit of a downer.

To summarize, it doesn’t matter if you forgot to see Episode 1 and 2, as long as you have seen Episode 4 (The original Star Wars), you will enjoy Episode 3.

Episode 3 - Short Review

Just got back from the midnight showing and I wanted to post some quick thoughts. I’ll post a more detailed and thought out review later on today (after some sleep).

  • Overall: Very good, met expectations.
  • Natalie Portman’s Job: Eye candy
  • Special Effects: Awesome, what you would expect from a Lucas film
  • Yoda: I don’t want to mess with that guy. He gets the best lines and the best fights.
  • Mace Windu: One bad ….; Shut your Mouth; I was just talking about Mace…
  • dialogue: Very painful at times.
  • Best Line: Padme (Paraphrased…) - So that is the sound of democracy falling, applause.
  • Story: Very good and compelling.
  • Resolution: Everything is resolved, but you still feel that something is lacking. Like maybe 3 more movies or something…
  • Stuff Only a Fanboy would get: Plenty of references, both visual and in the dialogue.
  • Movies you have to see to understand what is going on: Just the original Star Wars.
  • MPAA Rating: It was PG13 and I think that was the right rating. It was a lot darker than Ep. 1 and 2 and had a more “adult” feel to it.

I give it both thumbs up. That’s all for now.

Update: Longer Review Available.

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I went to see H2G2 this weekend…

And loved it! It had its moments of laugh out loud funniness (mostly physical comedy) and its usual moments of just funniness. My only concerns with it are that those people unfamiliar with the story will get easily lost. Being very familiar with it, I didn’t have any problems following the story. But to make it fit into the 2 hour movie slot, obviously things had to be cut. And I think in some cases they were a little aggressive with the cuts to the detriment of the understanding. But I’m hopeful for an extended edition DVD. And I’m very hopeful for a sequel…

And at least at the theater we were at, they had some awesome trailers before the movie. The “Serenity” trailer (which came out online on Tuesday) opened the trailers. Quickly followed by episode 3. And then some crap trailers. And then my favorite trailer for a movie I won’t see: Chicken Little. They openly copied the H2G2 trailers, including a “Don’t Panic” reference. Just very fitting to appear before the movie…

Star Wars (at least until HHGTTG tickets come out)

It’s getting close to April 29 and the long anticipated release of the Hitchhikers Guide movie. So I’ve been checking Fandango and MovieFone to see when tickets were going to come out. So far, no tickets are available yet. I’m hopeful that they will be available tomorrow (by my calculations they should be). But I did notice that my local theater is have a 12:01 am showing of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith and those tickets (along with the entire opening weekend) are already available. Talk about anticipating some hype…

In further Star Wars news, check out this picture of the new Pope as the emperor from Star Wars…

HHGTTG: The Movie

New trailer for the Hitchhikers Guide movie can be found here. It looks really well done and seems to go pretty far into the books (ie. it goes past just the first book). But this trailer seems to be a little revealing, at least to the point of telling you almost everything that will happen in the first 5 minutes of the movie… But I still can’t wait to see it!

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